if u hate christmas spirit u can jingle the fuck out of my life
i dont understand giveaways
like who the fuck just has an extra macbook
I’m still writing about you and you haven’t read a word.
fire exits are so dumb. if a building starts burning the fire isn’t going to just leave. fire doesn’t even know what exits are
i wish everyone i hated would turn into fries so i could eat them
IF YOU DON’T GET THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PANSEXUALS AND BISEXUALS THEN you’re pretty normal i mean lots of people use the definitions and words interchangeably so your confusion is valid and not at all bigoted as some might say
the idea that sex and embracing your sexuality destroys innocence is as idiotic as it is dated, im thinking about having like four dicks inside of me but im still listening to thumbelina songs and rolling around like a puppy in my big blanket, the idea that innocence can only exist in tandem with fear and ignorance of human sexuality is antediluvian